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We have a new website!

Thanks to Michaux Hood (aka Jock (b)Itch) at Charmedworks, we have a brand spanking updated website in time for our revival on November 12th, 2010, so change your bookmark! Thanks, Michaux. Come see us at the Blue Moon Diner on Friday and bring $5 for the cover charge. Proceeds supporting the Women’s Initiative.

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CLAW Postponing Interleague Championship

We are so sorry to disappoint those of you who are eager to see CLAW again, but for a host of reasons we have had to push off our planned Aug. 7th interleague championship to an undetermined date in the future. Stay tuned for more information…

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CLAW Special Edition 10 pm this Friday, Nov. 6th

Featuring CLAW

We were somewhat easily seduced into holding a last-minute sneak attack CLAW this Friday, Nov. 6th, as part of a Virginia Film Festival event honoring director John Waters who will be in attendance. The party, which will take place at The Southern Music Hall & Cafe, is called “DIRTY PINK POLYESTER,” and features CLAW, the Derby Dames, and two DJs from New York. Because we are part of a larger event, there is a $10 ticket price (available at the door only) or $5 if you are a UVA student. We are still waiting to hear back from Mr. Waters about which of our local charity nominees gets his vote.

Starting at around 10:30, we will begin a half-CLAW, with four of our most formidable wrasslers:

Stiletto Southpaw
Purple Haze
The Homewrecker
Pitbull

We plan to use this event to promote the debut of Brian Wimer’s hilarious CLAW Docu(mocku)mentary (volume 1) at the Virginia Film Festival. It will be screened on Saturday, Nov. 7th, at 11:15 PM at the Regal Downtown Cinemas.

Please plan to arrive early and bring cash for betting, bribing, and classy CLAW merch. There are 300 tickets available at the door, so we expect this to sell out. Hope to see you there!

 

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CLAW Revives for THRILLA IN CVILLA on July 25th, 2009!!!

After the overwhelming crowds and success of the 2008 smackdown in November, CLAW made a decision to go from monthly matches to annual reunion showdowns. Our first reunion is Saturday, July 25th, at 8:00 p.m. under a big tent behind the Blue Moon Diner. We will be joined by house band Straight Punch to the Crotch. More details about who’s wrestling and what’s new coming soon…

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CLAW X Smackdown of Champions on 11/11

This is it, folks! The final CLAW of 2008 and maybe… EVER. All stops will be pulled out, if you know what I’m sayin’. This all-champion edition features the winners of the 2008 physical competitions in the most ferocious, bloodthirsty battle for the ultimate crown. Who knows what will happen as these champs claw their way to the fakest victory yet. The contestants are:

Kaity “The Harrible” Harr
Kara “The Homewrecker” Dawson
Serena “Bridezilla” Gruia
Reagan “Tragedy Ann” Greenfield
Steph “Trixie the Vault Mancini” Finn
Tara “Pitbull” Hodges
Kristin “Tinkerhell” Solomon
Jennifer “Cville Knievel” Tidwell

(Champ Amy “Bunny Hampton” Ferguson will not be participating on account of being three minutes away from delivering her baby.)

Did I mention we’re doing it for the children? Well, technically for Computers for the Children aka Computers 4 Kids?

We are thrilled to announce that our celebrity judges include Rita Mae Brown and Permament Lifetime Judge Jim Waive.

As always, we’ll be accompanied by our house band Straight Punch to the Crotch. The smackdown will be followed by a dance party, featuring DJ Western Front.

**Empty your bank account. REMEMBER TO BRING $$ for betting, bribing, fancy new CLAW books, CLAW film, fancy new trading cards & t-shirts. And drinks.**

**DRESS WARMLY. We’ll be outside under a large heated tent.**

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CLAW Anthem Available for Download from Monkeyclaus

Thanks to the folks at Monkeyclaus, the CLAW Anthem by Straight Punch to the Crotch is now available for download on the Monkeyclaus website.  Just click on the album cover below. Thanks, Abel and Peter!

CLAW Anthem by Straight Punch to the Crotch

CLAW Anthem by Straight Punch to the Crotch

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CLAW Raises $2,602 for PEP on Oct. 14th!

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